Due to reader requests, I offer you now the photo documentation of my amazing transformation from regular, rather youngish looking, nearly natural blond “me,” to whatever you would call this creature (see below), leaving out the parts where I had a round brush stuck in the top of my head for 45 minutes. You can read [...]
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My Incredible Oscar Transformation! Amazing Before and After Photos!
Posted in Beauty, My Life, Random Ramblings on March 13, 2010 | 1 Comment »
How to Look Glam at the Oscars, an Every-Woman’s Guide, Part I
Posted in Life in Marin, My Life, Random Ramblings, This is nutso on March 7, 2010 | 1 Comment »
In our last installment, we left off with that age-old question, just how do you broach the subject of a dress for the Oscars when you walk into the Gap? This was a trick question. You would never do that, because even on the tightest of budgets, you should not look for a dress for the [...]
Teachers’ Strike!
Posted in Fashion, My Life, Random Ramblings on March 5, 2010 | 3 Comments »
I remember this one week in high school, my senior year, in Pleasanton, at Foothill High, maybe it was two weeks, when all the teachers in the union went on strike because all the people working in the administration got big ol’ raises, but the teachers didn’t so they said, That’s it, we’ll show them, we’ll [...]
I KNOW that Ms. Loeb Was Out to Get Me
Posted in Ms. Loeb, My Life on July 18, 2007 | 2 Comments »
A kind-hearted, forgiving reader writes: Maybe Mrs. Loeb figured out what you were doing a month or two later but didn’t want to admit how dense she was. No, she never figured it out. And it was Ms. Loeb, not Mrs. Loeb. Ms. Globe to us, for reasons hopefully obvious. When she’d sit at her [...]
Misunderstood at Age Nine
Posted in Ms. Loeb, My Life, Random Ramblings on July 11, 2007 | 2 Comments »
A creative writing assignment in Ms. Loeb’s fifth grade class was to write about what would happen if suddenly, all of the days of the weeks had new names. What would they be? I don’t remember what I named the days of the week, but I remember that I got my homework assignment back covered in [...]
The Summer My Mom Tried to Become an Alcoholic
Posted in My Life, Scare Tactics on June 22, 2007 | 3 Comments »
The summer my mom tried to become an alcoholic was just like any other summer. It was a Saturday morning, and it was time to go grocery shopping at the Alpha Beta. Maggy and I fought over who’d sit in the front seat, just like all the other times. We fought over who’d push the [...]
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